hey mtv, welcome to my crib! that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion
always listen to your heart
unless you can listen to rock music
then always listen to rock music
when i was little i used to hate showers but then as i got older i realized how much responsibility i could ignore by taking a shower so now i love showers
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
*thousands of cups of tea smash to the ground in shock*